Demi Moore is still living the life. She's running around in a bikini, popping her cougar puss at clubs and humping on a young hot Australian piece with a pearl-embedded dick. Demi is supposedly getting it on a 30-year-old Australian pearl diver who loves pearls so much that he got one implanted into his dick shaft. This brings a whole new meaning to "give me that pearl necklace."
Demi first met Will Hanigan a month ago during a 3-day-program to get certified as a Kundalini Yoga instructor and they've been boning ever since. Demi jumps from young piece to young piece after a couple of days, so I'm guessing that she's keeping this dude around, because he sort of looks like Thor and because he's got an opulent peen. He's got pearl dick. A source tells the NYDN, ?He had a pearl inserted in his penis when he was in his late teens. It is pearl farming tradition and he would always joke about it in Australia. He?d boast it?d give girls extra stimulation in the bedroom.?
The NYDN asked a Manhattan urologist about Will's pearl dick and he said that in his professional opinion, he should probably get it taken out, but he can see how it rubs the sugar walls of Will's sex partner the right way.
Because this story is about dicks, I did some extensive research (aka looked on Google images for pictures of beaded peens) and found this little explain about "genital pearling" on BME Encyclopedia:
Genital beading is a body modification which involves the implantation of beads under the skin of the shaft of the penis. These are done primarily for the purpose of physical stimulation (for both the wearer and their partner), as well as everywhere for aesthetic reasons.Genital beading is more commonly done by men, but, recently, a handful of women have adapted this mod as well.
It is important to note that not all sexual partners enjoy the feeling of genital beads. If your partner doesn't like studded dildos and condoms, you may want to consider not getting this modification. Also, the legality of this procedure varies from region to region, but in general, similar laws apply to small-scale beading as apply to genital piercing.
If you want to see a pair of pussy lips looking like two pea pods and if you want to see pictures of some bubble peens, (NSFW) click here.
I have a feeling this piece is going to stick around for a while. Will does yoga, which means he's flexible. Will is a pearl diver, which means he can hold his breath for a long time and knows his way around an oyster. And Will's got a pearl embedded into the trunk of his peen, which means he can make Demi's heart flutter by saying, "I wanna drop my pearl into your oyster." All the other young dudes can get out of the line, because this one's here to stay.
Detectives with the Las Vegas Metro Police Department are investigating a claim from a woman who says that former baseball player turned Twitter rambler Jose Canseco raped her on May 10th. Before it even made TMZ or any other site, Jose got a huge case of Twitterrhea and started shitting out all sorts of tweets against his accuser. Jose tweeted her name, phone number, work address and a picture of her to his 512,000 followers. Jose also tweeted crap like, "Wow thats funny i raped u then y did u have ur clothing off as soon as we left the club in my car," before deleting most of his tweets. Jose left a few tweets up and he quoted Jack Nicholson and Madonna in two of them:
Wow now people r threatening me not to tell the truth.whats the matter u cant handle the truth
Truth or dare. I dare u to take a polygragh on national tv.i will take one
Everything I learned about law I learned from Judge Judy, the court room scenes in Dynasty and Ally McBeal (in other words, the only thing I know about law is to wear a hot outfit to court and work on a catchphrase that you can spit out while testifying), but I'm pretty sure it's probably not a good idea to encourage a bunch of people to harass the woman accusing you of raping her. That's not a good move. But then again, this is Jose Canseco we're talking about. Roids not only shrank his nuts, but they shrank his brain too.... and whatever sense of fashion he had. Case in point: that shirt.
It received rave reviews at Sundance this year, and now, whetting fans appetites for it's debut later this year, a trailer for "Don Jon" was released on Wednesday (May 22).
Also joining the duo in the film, which hits theaters on October 18, are Julianne Moore and Tony Danza.
Check out the trailer for "Don Jon" in the player below and let us know what you think!